by Samuel Clement
Yung Miami is outside and she is not playing small anymore. The City Girls rapper has announced she is looking for a new man. Not just any man, a God-fearing man, a righteous man, a blessed and highly favored man, who must be worth at least $100 million, because love is patient, love is kind and love apparently needs nine zeros in the bank account.
While Diddy is still sitting behind bars serving his term, Yung Miami is already planning her next chapter. No tears, no sad R&B playlists. Just a fresh application process for Billionaire Bae 2.0.
Yung Miami explained that she’s “just living” and “having fun” in her current dating life before declaring that her man needs to “have a coin.”
“I need someone that’s, you know, God-fearing, that’s [religious], that believes in God,” she continued.
The “Tea Time” artist also expressed that her partner should “make at least $100 million.”
When Hecht joked that Miami’s DMs would only have 10 contenders, she shrugged it off.
“That’s good. Narrow ‘em down, God. Thank ya,” she said.
The “God-fearing” requirement is what really sent the internet into a spiral. Because nothing says spiritual growth like a man with $100 million and a prayer journal. Maybe she wants Bible study on the balcony of a penthouse, or maybe she wants worship service on a yacht. Who are we to judge?
The truth is, Yung Miami is delusional. After doing golden showers with Diddy, she now wants a God-fearing man who’s worth at least $100 million? What a joke!
